one day im gonna give someone the Jehovah’s witness speech but instead of jesus itll be about shrek
i fuckin make these episodes so uh yes
all the times
On a great Saturday morning, Barry, Shrek, Johnny Test, and Cory are watching the latest episode of “Uncle Clarence Universe Time”. As the gang watches Uncle Grandpa and Steven Universe fighting the Mane Six, they receive a phone call for Johnny Test. Johnny Test picks up the phone and the mysterious speaker on the other line tells Johnny Test that he owes the IRS $2,390.15 and that he must pay for it in the bank, or he will be evitcted! When Johnny Test tells the bad news, everyone is scared for poor Johnny Test being removed from his house. So at first, they try to start a lemonade stand to help raise the money, but that epically fails when it turns out none of them know jackshit on how to make lemonade; instead, they end up making Honey Onion Chili Pepper Salami. This salami ends up selling well and they make the money they needed to pay the IRS! As they head on over to the nearest bank, they give the money to the accountant working there, who turns out to be none other than their former substitute enemy, Disney’s Prince John. They pay him the money needed and they go back home to celebrate their awesome victory. Unbeknownst to them, Disney’s Prince John receives a phone call from the mysterious speaker, who reveals to be none other than Bubsy the Bobcat. Bubsy congratulates Disney’s Prince John for tricking the gang into giving him all their money. Disney’s Prince John asks for a reminder why Bubsy wants the money, so Bubsy tells him how the “owed money” was in fact the money needed for Little King John to buy out Johnny Test into slavery and replace him with Bubsy himself, with no one the wiser. The next two days, Little King John barges into the gang’s awesome house, takes Johnny Test away from them to be his slave, and gives them Bubsy the Bobcat as a substitute. Bubsy proceeds to paste his name into their logo and laughs to himself on how his master plan is already in action. What is the rest of his diabolical plan?! Will the gang get Johnny Test back?! Find out in the next episode of “Bee Shrek Te- I mean, Bubsy in the House” Part 2 - The Kat Konspiracy!
Following the previous episode, Bubsy has replaced Johnny Test and the gang’s lifestyle has tanked ever since! Barry has no interest in suing people and making fun of cross-dressers, Shrek is eating layered cake in his depression over the loss of Johnny Test, Bubsy is shoving his “super-cool ways” up everyone’s faces, only Cory maintains a positive mental attitude, and none of them can find the hope and spirit to rescue Johnny Test from his enslavement. Noticing that Cory hasn’t fallen after the loss of Johnny Test, Bubsy calls up Disney’s Prince John to send in their other agent to “rattle the cage”. A few hours later, a ring on the doorbell is heard. Shrek answers to the door to find that it is Gumball Watterson, who proceeds to taunt Shrek nonstop on how he failed to save Johnny Test. Feeling betrayed by the retarded cat that he helped out in his moment of crisis, Shrek rampages and beats up Gumball, but this does not go unnoticed by the neighbors, who call the police on Shrek assaulting a minor. The police arrive and swiftly imprison Shrek into Weenie Hut Jail, where vicious criminals, masturbating clowns, and the Will Ferrell Elf await for him. Right after Shrek is taken away, Bubsy uses this opportunity to trap Barry in a jar with only one air hole in it and a one way trip into the ocean. Realizing that Bubsy is a manipulative slime ball, Cory tries to stop Bubsy from complete victory, but he is stopped by none other than Prince John… AND… the Wii Fit Trainer!!! The Wii Fit Trainer proceeds to send Cory flying out of his house. With their victory complete. Bubsy points out how useless Gumball has been and always will be and orders Prince John and Wii Fit Trainer to shot put throw Gumball into the ocean along with Barry. After seeing this turmoil, Cory vows to avenge his friends and save them with all that he knows… WILL GUMBALL HAVE A CHANGE OF HEART AND SAVE BOTH HIM AND BARRY FROM A WATERY GRAVE?! HOW WILL CORY SAVE THE DAY?! WHY THE FUCK IS DISNEY’S PRINCE JOHN EVEN IN THIS?! Find out on the upcoming episode. “Season 20, Episode 2: Wii Fit, Prince John, Bubsy in the House”!